once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
I love when celebrities just give away huge amounts of money to random people because $1,000 can mean so much to somebody who works a minimum wage job.
i’m actually very happy she brought the pizza guy on
I DIDN’T KNOW SHE DID THIS.
GOD BLESS ELLEN DEGENERES.
to all the people making a big deal of the $2.00 tip she left on the online order
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook
slide into the deep pits of hell
Frozen: Anna & Elsa by Brittney Lee:)
Season 2 of Gravity Falls premieres this summer!
Lilo sketches by Andreas Deja.