Devoured your first born.

the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

babygiftscollection:

Baby sign language

Wait do I teach babies this or do they know it already are we all born with this secret sign language babies are so fucking weird

Baby sign language

Wait do I teach babies this or do they know it already are we all born with this secret sign language babies are so fucking weird

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

branchoftheappletree:

estelendur:

ramblingeekette:

This needs to be on everyone’s dashes again

sorry tribblemaker, i like his arms :P

ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? NO, CHRIS PINE. NO. EXCUSE YOU. FIRST, YOU HAVE THE BEST TALKING VOICE EVER. AND THEN YOU DO THIS? I DON’T EVEN LIKE LEATHER, BUT YOU MAKE IT WORK. YOU CAN STOP NOW.

thefrogman:

Simon’s Cat’s Box Guide No. II by Simon Tofield [website | twitter]

toromiko:

things actually for class lmao

graceebooks:

men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy

what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need