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Ed Sheeran x Kygo x Morgan Page x Lissie | I See Fire (AA ‘Longest Road’ Bootleg)

So I’ve been playing temple run a lot lately (cause it’s literally the only app that doesn’t fuckin require lives) and it just gave me this challenge and I’m so confused

1 million what

1 million points?

1 million meters?

Do I need to get this in a single run?

What the fuck am I doing here temple run

So I’ve been playing temple run a lot lately (cause it’s literally the only app that doesn’t fuckin require lives) and it just gave me this challenge and I’m so confused

1 million what

1 million points?

1 million meters?

Do I need to get this in a single run?

What the fuck am I doing here temple run

thenewtgingrich:

johnsegbert:

princeowl:

bedabug:

shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible

macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak

when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim

And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued

dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

do you honestly think I have the reflexes to get into airplane mode that quickly

salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

postponing-the-apocalypse:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

pukind:

reading trashy trollmance novels in bed

the plastic parrot joke

exeggcute:

this kid mikey is in high school, he’s a freshman and already captain of the football team, has three girlfriends and four boyfriends and can bench press five hundred pounds with one hand. he’s also an honors student and at the end of the school year mikey gets a report card with all As and is unanimously crowned most valuable player of the football team and he takes his three girlfriends and four boyfriends to prom and wins prom king and also gets a mercedes.

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allofthefeelings:

pheebadohdoh:

rewritingtheempire:

finally-breathing:

nonsensicalnoelle:

oscarwildeis-dead:

frosty-the-vegan:

tribecalledself:

Take note: Different forms of intimacy. 

I would feel so bad washing this off, holy shit

You could take a bath afterward with the artist and they can wash it off for you so you don’t feel responsible for their work. But also, it could teach the same kind of patience and concept that nothing lasts forever, similarly to the Tibetan Buddhist sand mandala tradition. And it could be just another step in your process of intimacy. Just a thought. 

I want to paint on someone holy shit.

Babe: You’re obligated to do this now. 

man, would love to have the type of friendship with people where we could all sit around topless, babes and dudes, and just paint on each other, and drink a little and laugh a lot

bolding last comment since not everything that looks intimate doesn’t really have to be

I think this is one of those times where it might be awesome to differentiate between “intimate” and “erotic”?

It can be totally intimate and still completely platonic. Human realtionships can be wonderful like that.

reasonandmusic:

teantacles:

zooophagous:

nathansummers:

putthatazztowork:

anthropwashere:

seerofdoom:

lovelyderriere:

pillowmate:

Russian Ballerina

Daaaaaaaamn.

oh my god

Her seratus anterior. Her everything. Oh my gosh.

Wow

She looks like she could break someone in half with her little finger.

daaaaaaamn

wowwwwwwwwwwwwww