garbage celestial time-traveling princess

jailor:

Literally just overheard a conversation with the bartender and a waiter and waitress and they said
Bartender: what are you giving up for lent?
Waiter: whats lent?
Waitress: its whats in ya pocket

gryfon-spanish-werewolf:

Happy Bisexual Awareness Day! I know for sure I’ve got some bisexual followers and at least one mutual so happy day for you!

gryfon-spanish-werewolf:

Happy Bisexual Awareness Day! I know for sure I’ve got some bisexual followers and at least one mutual so happy day for you!

quentintortellini:

History Parallels

1st image: 1967 Newark Riots

2nd image: 2014 Ferguson Protests

3rd image: 1964 Harlem Riots

4th image: 2014 Ferguson Protests

okay but like can a bunch of people start harassing ea games for a release date for sims 4 for mac because if they’re gonna make one thats fine just tell me when but if not then don’t do this fuckin ‘uhhh maybe idk haha we’ll see’ thing ‘cause it’s really fuckin pissing me off like I wanna buy it but I’m not gonna until I know for sure theres not gonna be a mac version

officialjeffgoldblum:

i honestly don’t even care if a celebrity doesn’t identify as a feminist, except i wish news outlets would stop dedicating articles to their dumb reasoning as if anyone needs to see that shit. do you really think these rich white women give a shit about other women anyways lol

sktagg23:

(And let’s not forget that many of them had to fight long past 1920, simply because of their skin color. Only WHITE women were guaranteed the right to vote in the 19th Amendment. WoC continued to fight for years.)

sktagg23:

(And let’s not forget that many of them had to fight long past 1920, simply because of their skin color. Only WHITE women were guaranteed the right to vote in the 19th Amendment. WoC continued to fight for years.)

thisragingpeace:

cassiel-the-loyal:

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species. 

punks almost dead

That is not a Heosemys Spinosa,its a Graptemys nigrinoda. 
they are in the low risk list, therefore, not endangered.

Punks not as almost dead as we thought.

thisragingpeace:

cassiel-the-loyal:

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

That is not a Heosemys Spinosa,its a Graptemys nigrinoda.

they are in the low risk list, therefore, not endangered.

Punks not as almost dead as we thought.

amazighprincex:

reminder that interracial relationships can exist without white people

I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.

kanayapapayas:

Here’s the sexuality section of the posters my GSA will be putting up around the school!

These posters are by no means exhaustive and I only put the bare basics of each sexuality on the poster. If there’s a glaring error in a definition or something please tell me so I can fix it before we put these up in real life!

[genders]

kanayapapayas:

Here’s the gender section of the posters my GSA will be putting up around the school!

These posters are by no means exhaustive and I only put the bare basics of each gender on the poster. If there’s a glaring error in a definition or something please tell me so I can fix it before we put these up in real life!

[sexualities]

webothlikeabe:

so my sister is having a sexy disney halloween/birthday party and I’ve decided to go as goofy.

on a side note dos anyone have any giant brown shoes I can borrow

so my sister is having a sexy disney halloween/birthday party and I’ve decided to go as goofy.