April 2012
msgendry:
do you ever just grab your boobs because boobs
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Is it weird I don't want to return my history book...
I find it more exciting to read than Harry Potter.
Just got a text from a beauty representative that...
assholedisney:
She asked to “borrow my face” sometime soon
wtf that doesn’t sound like a makeover, that sounds like she’s going to cut my face off and wear it as a belt
I’m just saying, this probably why she can’t find any other volunteers
assholedisney is best blog