Devoured your first born.

adventfenrir:

the-beast-of-possibilities:

shirtless-akihiko:

chasingseasons:

cherishthelies:

Is this real life?

WHAT

this is fake right

haha

right

this…..better be some kind of sick joke….

I’ll tell you the truth of my foot up your ass.

Ladies and Gentleman

The only man that could make Rick Perry look like a good guy.

Reblogged 1 year ago from adventfenrir (Originally from reclusive-wanker-deactivated201)
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  5. drunkkittens reblogged this from trydianth and added:
    This quote is fake. It is from a site called the Free Wood Post and it is like the Onion. Guys I do not like Rick...
  6. trydianth reblogged this from dammitmamet and added:
    My brain is hurting.
  7. theintrusionofaj reblogged this from lionheartedlady and added:
    I can’t believe this guy wanted to...my president. Rick Santorum doesn’t deserve life.
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    I cannot believe people believe in this idiot enough for him to be a person of some sort of authority or respect. I...
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    i love how the first thing you see when you click the source is “news that’s ALMOST reliable.”
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  12. lionheartedlady reblogged this from loserfacemcgee and added:
    This cannot be real.
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    If i ever see him, I’ma punch him right on the eye
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  21. im-a-romantic-rainbow-ninja reblogged this from lindzlucy and added:
    ….and bitches want him as a president? EXCUSE ME?!
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    Oh.. Oh you guys.. No… Free Wood Post is a satirical news site, like The Onion. And that’s why you always check your...
  27. the-awful-rowing reblogged this from oppen-heimer-style and added:
    I dislike Rick Santorum as much as the next reasonably sane person, but this article was in fact from Free Wood Post,...
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    If any man or woman gains the presidency and thinks like this, I’m leaving the country permanently.
  36. mathmaticalkrillbits reblogged this from ask-the-haggis and added:
    This is probably fake. But thank goodness I don’t live in America.